i live in a weird world where i grew up listening to my dad tell me the lord of the rings and hobbit stories as bedtime stories and took me to all the movie premieres but my mom doesn’t even know it exists and whenever i talk about it she thinks it’s a story i made up
i even watched one of the movies out in the living room one time and she was like “wow this is just like your story!”
Are we human
Or are we old sport
let’s finish all the old drawings ‘cause now I dunno what to do(part I).
Human Eridan and Cronus ( again) with colours and stuff.
“Can I ask you something?”
The single scariest phrase in the english language, guaranteed to make your heart drop
right behind “we need to talk”
is swag an emotion
no patrick swag is not an emotion
yolo is not an emotion either
(Source: wartortles)
